A rare Mother FUCKER Encounter!
Hi guys....sorry for the delay.. i am so busy with my school exams preparation..i don even have time to go online now..But i need to blog this to steam my anger off....I was at bedok Library revising for my exams and suddenly hunger pangs hit me..so i left my books on the table indicating that i will be back after lunch..I think i took 30 mins to eat and go home to get my books before returning to the library...NABEI..I saw this aunty sitting at my seat..so being nice..when i went forward and say:
Lester: Hi mdm, i think u are sitting at my seat (Nice and Gentle tone).
Fucking LAO CHEE BYE: Why is this seat yours? (In a defensive tone)...U left for more than 15 mins thats why i can take your seat..i am refering to the library material and you are not! You don believed u go ask the librarian la..
I was rushing back to the library from lunch and i was near pucking and i had to endure this FUCKING FUCKING LAO CHEE bye nonsense..and out of no where, the librarian appeared..Ok i told him that i was away just to collect my books from the photocopy shop though i din say i went to eat... That LAO CHEE BYE is still YAYA saying she is right and creating a scene...
Lester: OK Mdm, this is only a seat.. if you want it, you can have it and pls don sound as if you are right..(Harsh tone).
NB, This kind of LAO CHEE BYE should rot in hell man..What is all this nonsense..Ok its ok if u wan to sit la..but don have to sound as if u will die without the chair right...NB she think she can get pregnant by fucking with that chair man! I was totally taken aback as i have never encountered this before..Seeing the innocent look in the librarian's eyes, i don wan to make things diffcult for him..on top of that, he has really flawless skin and i feel people like him should be treated nicely! i promised and swear on my LPZ, if this even going to happen to me again, i am going to puke on the LAO CHEE BYE's face..
This is my lec..
Mr Bob e Botak..He has his reason why he is hairless now..He is so good at memorising all anicent ppl who come out with all the management theories...and soon me and chua are going to be like him as we are memorising all the facts like him..I am going bonkers soon man...NB just endure and this shit is going to be over..I am experienceing the
ROUGHEST patch this month..Meeting the
LENGENDARY LAO CHEE bye at the library and using all my
SPERM energy to get the facts into my head!
Wish me Luck
Lustylester
Exam Fever
Late is better than never. Appreciate that ! Exammmmssssssssss ssssssssssuccksssssssss !
Waiting for 16 Oct .................
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
Cheers!
Yours Sincerely,
Sebastian
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its a lil late
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Studio 54..Studio 54..Studio 54
O Hi guys..hope you guys are doing fine..School is coming to an end and exams are coming...We are left with one last project for submission...Chua and I had finished our part and we are waiting for our group mates to add in their part..Work is going fine even though it can be pek chek at times as due to some miscommunication..NB for money, must endure la...
I had so much fun with my classmates as we went to attend the RMIT bash tgt..Even though i stayed till 3am and slept at 4am..but i find its all worth it la..Even though it was fun but nothing beats clubbing at RCA with the hydi and eemay!
I got to see chua shaking his booty and flirt with any gals that comes along the way..He seems to know many pretty gals..But i think 90% of them are drunk..and mistaken chua for me!
All the gals are so well dressed that day..Joanne in her sexy low cut with her full cleavage that can swipe credit cards..Jean has a flower on her head which was inspired by the Chanel runway..Kexin looked cute in her satin dress..As for the guys...i wore 100% made in Thailand! I love the "CHILL CHILL" shirt man..the Sequins is so shiny as the lights shone on me..I wan to go Thailand again man! Chua was well-dressed on that day and gals were going crazy for him!
Vananess was crowned "MIss SIM" and i can see tears in Chua's eyes..He has been eyeing for Vananess for a long time..Upon seeing her in the crown, Chua was so happy for her.Our school is so budget man..Invited a drag queen to do the closing for the party man..She seems to enjoyed herself so much on stage while we were poking fun at her man!
Jean the well-dressed gal in her sexy leather skirt
The guy who won the "Mr SIM" is ok looking la..but one thing is for sure..they have ripping muscles and love stripping on stage man which made me went wild and crazy man.
Ok guys..thats all..I am tired after staring the com for such a long time! Wish me luck for my exams k..
