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Hi peeps...i am back....FROM THAILAND

Hi ppl, i am sorry for all the delay. I was so busy after i touched down on the 23th of april. There are so many things to complete. From developing our holiday pics to carry on my fragrance promoter job, i am seriously very very tired. I know i cant rely on that 2 BITCHES to update our blog with their daily or even weekly entries.

I cant blame them for not updating anything about our trip becoz all the pics are with me. Blame me ppl.But when i saw wanting DILIGENTLY updating her blog, i feel damn lousy and paisei la...Wanting, i admire your ever dying spirit....

Ok let me talk about our thai trip. This time round (2ND TRIP), i didn buy like fuck...unlike hydi that bitch, buy until broke also wan to buy..From bra to menstration pad, all she wan is to CARGO back spore. She got so many pads to spare that she can use one pad in our SPORE NEXT TOP MODEL MOVIE...I am sorry as i cant upload the movie because 3 of us make a pact that we cant release our debut online..Hydi is working for one big company in Spore and if she is unable to maintain her poise and elegance, her whole family is going to MAN MEN CAO ZAN...meaning her whole family is going to face death penalty!

I was so tempted to put it online becoz who knows, we might be more POPULAR than Xiaxue or even make it to HOLLYWOOD. I have to respect hydi and for private viewing, pls come to my house with club rules apply..

This time round, i took this trip more lesiurely and this apply to the gals as well. During our first visit, i was so engrossed in going out to play that i had a fight with hydi. It was Thai Majesty's birthday and i was so keen to join the thais to celebrate. However, hydi was sick and i was still persistant in going. In the end, both of us relented and now look, we are on even better terms now. ONLY Best Friends FIGHT ok!

After this lesson, i learnt that i cant be selfish, just becoz i wan to go and bring inconvenience to others, it is a wrongful act. During our first trip, i failed to meet up with my Best Thai Friend, Dariga. Thank god, i was able to meet up with her this time round and she brought us to RCA to CLUB man! She is one soft and nice gal to hang out with. If she is ever to come Spore, i promised to play a good "SEXY HOSTESS"...

When we are going to RCA, i wasnt wearing any shoes and thank god, there is this renting service of shoes set up by an old auntie. I paid for 50 baht for the shoes and clubbing was fun la. However, i think thais are lack in music beat. ONLY ME, HYDI AND MAY were dancing, the rest were standing and just simply shake their butts..

The 2 bitches are DAMN FUCKING flirtatious. Talk to the guys over there and i think EEmay went extra mile in exchanging email add with that guy. HONESTLY SPEAKING, i am jealous...ALL I HOPE THESE 2 GALS DIE OF AIDS SOME DAY.....

Thai guys are definitely HOT HOT HOT. I can say majority of them are good looking and their fashion sense are quite good as well. Even the Bell Boy that serve us at SamRan Place is handsome too. Everytime, we will have this competition.We need to look for handsome looking guys and take pics with them. PLs pardon us if u think they are not good looking. Looks can be deciving especially when u are in dimly lited places like Pubs...

The hotel we stayed is known as Samran Place. It is more like a YMCA concept whereby there is no air-con along the corridor and the place seems kinda of shady. Its not as convenient as i thought but it didn mean much to me becoz hotel is just a place to sleep and rest...overall, i am still ok with it.

I was told that Baiyoke Sky is a must go when u are in Thailand. But i was quite disappointed with my trip there. Yes true enough, the building is the highest in thailand and it overlook the whole bangkok. However, the level we are having our breakfast is damn stuffy and hot. With the blazing sun emitting all its UV ray at us, its kinda hot and hard to eat.I think they should have lower down the air con temperature.

Another place we visit will be the 4 FACE Buddha, during my first trip i wasnt serious and this time round, i can say i am more pious and really pray hard ok. One of my friend who pray really hard and she got the dream job that she wants..U KNOW WHO U ARE BITCH....

The Massage is great.......

i will be enlisting on the 14 july 2007. I really don know what is right infront of me. What path i am going to take and where i am heading to. Lets leave everything to the 4 face buddha and hope things will turn out to be good..

Sighning off..

LUSTYLESTER

posted by farkedfaced @ 10:22 PM 0 Comments

This used to be my face!!!!

Cant wait man, i am going to a land of thousand smile, where i feel i belong. Cant wait to dance with the gays & bi and straight over there. I am going to really enjoy myself every single minute and spend like FUCK UP KING!!!

Lusty lester signing off....to be back soon from thai

posted by farkedfaced @ 8:20 PM 0 Comments

Swollen eye

A pic of my eye, notice that my upper lid is farking swollen.

Maybe some of u might be int to buy 4D this wed, sat or sun.

I sincerely hope i'll be well by this thurs, cos that day is Very impt to me/us.. This i pray.

posted by farkedfaced @ 2:00 PM 0 Comments

5 more days to thai thai

joker!

posted by farkedfaced @ 1:23 PM 0 Comments

The life as a promoter

Sickening Sickening Sickening....Today i am officially a staff of LOREAL Expertise. As this major brand had several sub brands, i was placed under Ralph Lauren Fragrance department. The pay wasnt as good as compared to Sony but at least it is commission based. But what is the use!

I sold about $400 plus of fragrances today and guess how much i got for commission: CHEE BYE, its only $6.00 ok.Initally, i thought selling perfume is something very easy, just stand there, spray the perfume onto the paper and hand it over to the passer-by.And HELL NO. there is a target to hit. I was taken aback when i heard the individual target. It is $1600 per person in a day. I am wondering are they plain stupid or they just wanna to scare us.

BTW i am there to promote Ralph Lauren DOUBLE BLACK

After tabulating the overall sales, i think a manpower of 10 person will mostly sell around $3000 worth of products today. It is so far away from their expectation. But i am not bother to give a damn ok. I am just a tiny winy promoter who is working there to eke out a small living hood. so pls spare me bitches..

Before work, i was told to wear a blue top in a formal attire. When i arrived, i was kinda of paisei as everyone is wearing black. So in order to fit in, i went to G2000 to buy a black long sleeve shirt at $29. Damn before i start to earn money, i have to buy that damn shirt. But, the shirt quality not bad, so after 5 mins of grumbling and swearing, i came to a halt as i admire my sexy figure in front of the mirror.

The crowd at Raffles shopping center is not too much. Most probably becoz it is a weekday. Tml i will be posted to centerpoint to continue my work over there. I am not going to bother becoz on thursday i will be going to a place where MISS TIFFANY pagent was held.

I am damn damn excited man....

Lustylester

posted by farkedfaced @ 1:03 AM 0 Comments

Exhibition at suntec

We manage diff booth, it's gd this way, so that we could go lunch together.

But But, she forsake me today, argh, its ok, i forgive her, cos she's my frenz.

LUCKY lest was nearby and he came to accompany me for lunch at 3pm, thanks lest!

Okay, ytd we went for dinner aft work at this Jap restn at suntec basement, toge with our new friend, sihui. This pic was taken beside the fountain of wealth.

AND, i found this in my hp, got the shock of my life. Thought it was an ex-convict. Pain in my arse!

posted by farkedfaced @ 8:37 PM 0 Comments