Wednesday, January 30, 2008

lata gotta serve dah keklengkia....ugh!


asso pls kiv the reunion dinner at my place
and lust our date on fri.
til then. i'll miss ya all.


joey.khai.kenny.and moi.
all bitch

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Sunday, January 27, 2008

The MTV is finally out!

hi guys, i am so happy as i have finally upload thaya's wedding video to youtube. Damn god, it took me like one week to finish up the video. ThE com kept giving me problems that really pissed me off...There is also a short clip featuring the gossipy... so pls drool and reminsince the happy time we spent at THAYA'S WEDDING.





Pls give comments ok..better be a GOOD ONE!

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Friday, January 25, 2008

TGIF


THANK GOD TODAY IS FRIDAY..yes it marks the end of the week. There are so many thing to accomplish man. Recently, i had attended Thaya's wedding and i took serveral videos and pics during thE ceremony. I have to give a pad on Wanting's breast as she have been diligently updated all the pics and not forgetting that she even scan the photos up. Well-done wanting..


Ok as for me, i have ZERO patience to upload all the pics so i decided to come up with a video. Ok its not EASY and sorry for the delay. I promise the GOSSIPY to load it on youtube. I have been editing it for this whole fucking week and i feel that there is something still missing from it. I wan to perfect the whole thing but my com have been giving me problem as it keep on HANGING whenever i try to add in new animation to the pics or video.


So, this sunday, i decided to devote my whole fucking sunday just to finish and perfect the video. Gals bear with me and trust me after the commencing of the video, we are going to be REAL MODELS....


lustylester signing off ....yes going to V8 TML..THE TREAT WILL BE ON QIANG..

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Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Manchester 18-22Jan


went sightseeing and picture snapping
ard OldTrafford ofcourse a
die die must go place
ManchestedUtd Hse
thou i wasnt a hardcore soccer fan
it was quite an amazing experience
the tour walked us thru the players restarea.
imagine beckham used to sit at that corner...
eric cantona usual stretching area..
blahblah...
we could sit at alex fergie's seat
(while chewing gum just like him hahs)


spot any familiar player?
awkward pose. i noe.

a pic to remember
bernard. josan. moi. sean. sheryi
i hate my flt back sin.
the farking chief keeps bugging me
damn naggy and chiong hei!
nabei he is like a bulldog waiting for a chance to jump on
me and fault me for the slightness insignificant
small minor teenyweeny mistake
josan and i were really sway had to work with
him for 2 sector. nabei.
he treats the guys so much better that
i can confirm plus chop he is a gay. but a farking ugly one.

his fav lines:
1- dun tel me, tel office, i very tired
2- DARE-ring ah u all
3- PR PR must PR with pax
(nabei so many things to do where got time to PR!
he does cos WE are the ones doin all the saigang)
4- its not my wimps and fancy jus that u girls cannot
follow what i taught.
5- its very sickening u noe
6- dun make me raise my voice pls

on top of all the endless nagging
he keeps threatening us! tt he can write us in
super bo liao. nthing better to do
the things he taught are all redundant as well
NOT at ALL helpful and NO it DOES NOT
promote efficiency.
i can come out with a long list of
rubbish "wimps and fancy"
he made us follow. ccb.
i dun wna ever EVER fly with he again! ccb!

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Monday, January 14, 2008

I am Back..bring A sleazy ENTRY!


Hi to all, i am so sorry for the delay..I know u guys must have missed me DEARLY. oK got to update now! I have my reasons for not updating regularly ok. My best friend HYDI said that i was too skinny and when i HUG her she thought she was hugging a SKINNY ERECT DICK! So in order to give her more security, i have been exercise regularly! Bt till date, i am still so skinny!
The dickhead & Small Eye Bitch!


Currently i am searching for jobs. But as a A--y guy, we are not allowed to work as this will violate some stupid laws. I am so desperate for money man. The Pathetic $500 is not enough to substain my spendings as transport took up like ard 40% of the pay!Whats the use of serving when i can earn more if i go out to work part-time! Ok, whatever it is , i hope all this shit will past by in the blink of eyes!

Hertiage Center with my family!


Ok.I need to thank a few groups of ppl who celebrated my brithday with me. The tb019 gals, thanks for the perfumes . The Tioeasters, thanks for the shirt and the photo frame. The Gossipy, thanks for the thai food treat. Lastly, The Gaubusters. Thanks for the Lascote Shirt!

My Btss Classmates!

Ok, i have been living my life at its best. Nothing major happen to my love ones and everything seems great. So recently, the Gossipys met up with the CORALESE to a CAntonese treat at Pan Pacific, where ting ting is working at. We took several pics and we had fun. Ting, thanks for e good recommendation. Pls check out the price of the Japanese food man. I love to eat SASHIMI man..Just like a PIECE OF RAW(DICK) MEAT STICKING INTO MY MOUTH....i love ORAL!


After departing with ting ting, the gossipy went ard to look for laptop bag but invaild. However, the real fun begins as we went to the CIVIL ENGINE HERTIAGE center! I was fun and i truly enjoy myself. The pics we took are totally AMAZING AND BREATHTAKING OK..so much like model confirm to be!

PIc of the day..

sOme might be digusted by the cover.

Some might love it.

Some might even wan to purchase it.

Being a model, i took great pics, i can sing the Unbeatable songs

The one last thing that i didnt try is ACTING!

I decided to give my career a BREAK THROUGH!

Hereby, i present to u.....

....

.............

.......

GANGBANG GAY 22...BECAUSE I STAY AT 22TH Level!!!

Lustylester signing out..LOVE ALL!

Its Ava at all MAJOR DEPARTMENTAL stores..Go grab yours now! There is a free chicken rice coupon included!

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Wednesday, January 9, 2008

lost.... and FOUND!

yay ay! my wallet is found-ed!
to celebrate the reunion with all my cards
i bought a aviator shades and specs.
i liiiiiikkkkkkke!

Ms gong dai dai and Ms aviator freak
meet my team girl. CHARLYN!
bump into her at DF. small world

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Tuesday, January 8, 2008

identity. gone

i lost my wallet. AGAIN
i gues this time i wun be so lucky to retrieve it back
its gone for good.
i realise my wallet was not with me only when i was
in the custom about to change for rands
knn. tot i left it at home
ok. oh well i didnt bother too much
even i was penniless and cardless in capetown
lucky the crews were all so bloody nice
without them i probably have to hibernate in the room
all thanks to my dear jac i have monies to go sightseeing
sigh. i just love my team.
i cant wait to have more team flt with them.
now that im back cant even have a proper rest
gota cancel all my cards
make police report. again.
make a trip to SIR and driving center
and so on and so on
argh!
offdays wasted!
nabei so what now i have absolutely no identity
guess have to walk ard with my birthcert huh. nb.
argh. better digress the subject
the more i tot of it the more my heartached
gonna be spending unnecessary money
on replacing the cards. fark.
pics from capetown
.
.
.
christine hen mei hor?
behind us is the pacific ocean.
power la!
really kodak spot there man.
freaking nice
breathtaking view.iswear

indian ocean...
hmm its comfortable lying on her. hehs.
u arse can tel y eh?!?

finally the whole team missing kenneth and sunny.




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Monday, January 7, 2008

greetings from CAPETOWN!

sunset thru my lens
nicccccccce
will depart for sin tmr
this place is so lovely that
i wna live here!
more pics and updates when i get back sin
the connection here is
weak. very lousy signal


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Tuesday, January 1, 2008

its a NEW YEAR!

once again its time for us all
to review our 2007 resolution!
have we achieved our goals
are we by any chance nearer?
NO?!?!
chill 2008 is here
ok my new year resolution
farkin swear less.
i hate vulgarities
irritation to moi nabeily sensitive ear
talking bout ear.
i have a strong feelin my ear drum gone burst!
knn. my TOE CHEW side ear feels abnormal
despite the throat irritation and blocked nasal
i went for flt to chennai.
the pressure in my ear during takeoff and landing
was too much for me to endure
always tot that i have a high threshold of pain
nabei!!! killer! now my right ear is blocked OK!

fark will i be deaf? lust will u be my right ear?
while i be ur small eyes bitch

qiang. bon voyage.
like i say come back as a whole
i look forward to ur
24k gold toiletbowl souvenir.

may. get ur mane snap!
u look atrociously like sadako
or rather SUCK-MY-TOE.

lust. i love u as always
be my toe chew side ear pls.
and im still waiting for my prize...
rem folks.....
KYS
i texted lust first ok!
in case u haven guessed.
its kio tio sai

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