when are we starting our mahjong session?
i wonder y kenneth and lust doing sitting on the sofa reading newspaper.
sitting on MY sofa. reading MY straits times. cant they do this at home?
arent we suppose to mahjong? may is such a bitch bathe for so long
dunno what the fark she doin in the bathroom.
just top cleanse her thick coarse mane cost 3 pumps off my shampoo!
THREE ok. i repeat 3 full pumps. estimated about five 50cents coins put tgt.
which is equavalent to 1 week of my usage.
at this point of time, others must be thinking
yeewww.. how how how? i wash my head on alternate days.
this is not only economical. environment friendly. cost effective
may pls cont with the updates on our last day of MTA fair.
im mentally drained. can we start mahjonging?
hi. Its blogging time. Once again, i need to thank hydi for creating a slide show from the photo bucket. Even though it still far from what i thought, i need to give her a pat on her BREAST after all. I need to hear some background sound.like. "Yi fu ben lia gang gang hao" PLs work on it. And Chee bye eemay, don keep quiet and pls make an effort to update our blog. It is now at the seeding stage, it need us to nuture and give it love to grow.
OK today is a resting day. Did nothing much in the morning so went to surf the net. As i was wondering how does fur product come from, the urge to know the truth came. I went to type in "Animal Farming" in the search engine of Utube and the ugly truth come to light. I can never imagine how ruthless the farmers are in dealing with the animals.
1: They hit e harmless animals on the floor until it passed out
2:They chopped off the limbs of these animals as u can see blood oozing out of their mouth.
3: They hook the animal onto a hook and began to skin them alive, as they literally pull the skin right from the tail to the head.
The video is totally digusted and i feel that its way beyond what i can accept. It is true that pelts are definitely better as in compared to synthetic leather but when u imagine e pain that the animals need to go through just because you feel good when they are killed to make a cardigan for you. So friends, pls ponder over this issue and make your stand. It is just simply too ruthless.
Have been surfing the net to see what can i prepare for this sunday picnic with the beautiful ladies. Initally, i wanted to do mushroom soup. But to think of it, it is rather hard to maintain the soup hot so the solution come: I decided to pack spore most famous hainese chicken rice: SELERA at bedok interchange. I hope the gals will like it.
Tml i am going to help out at my mom chicken rice stall. Need to sleep early if not i will forget the ordering and kena "KAN" from my mom.But i still love her deep inside me.At tml night, it will be a Majong session at hydi house and i really hope to win all their money to pay my hefty handphone bills.Fuck.
Ok signing off lustylester...
What a day!
Life have been hard for both of us, hydi n me. Damn broke for this week, only had bread for lunch today, ham n cheese, 4 rows of bread for 2bucks, not too bad. Initially she wanted to buy the hotdog bun, but its 3bucks, so ex. I brought 2packs of twisties as dessert.. and we bought A barley fr BK to SHARE.
Finally the exhibition is coming to an end, i felt so relieved, cos normally the last day there wont be so many people, that means i can slack a bit, just a little bit. Cos my farking exhibitor damn gei gao, need to tell her even if im gg to the loo, wtf! Cant she be more flexible?!? Her name is Ellie btw, married with 3 children and there she is, flirting with the manager, im filled with disgust whenever i recall the scene *puke*
And on the 10-13 april, there's another exhibition at suntec. But anyway, there's still sony for me to work, so not too bad.
Alright, take a look below and see the plight that we are in!! ARGH!
It's about 1230 now and i am still wide awake doing this blog.First of all, i need to thanks hydi for making her best effort to design our blog. Even though its far from what i thought, but her effort is greatly appreciated.
Today is just as usual, woke up at 900 as i need to attend my work at sony gallery parkway. Same old routine, from wiping of shelfs to packing of brochures, the day at work began. There wasnt much crowd today and everything went off smoothly. Had some chats with my colleagues and all their words did make me pondered what i want in life. They want to work because they need to splurge and buy the things they like. But for me, i got nothing i want and the main aim to work is to save up enough money to go Thailand with that 2 Chee byes Gals.
I have been working with sony gallery for about 2 years and i feel i have reach the pinnicale pt working for them. When i was in year 1, i was so excited to work for them as it seems like a prestige to work for this MNCs. But as time passed by, with my old colleagues leaving me and the change of my agent, working for sony seems dreadful even though their pay is good. Maybe i need a change of environment and the constant facing of electronic stuff make me feel like an robot.
Why do ppl want to work? Tha main reason is to earn money and save up. But the thoughts of me going into 40 years of slavery send shiver down my spine. Omg cant imagine i have to stand straight for 12 hours for 6 days a week in the retail line. I love to provide services to others but in other form of products. For instance, like promoting of beers or selling of perfumes at DFS. I am definitely not a desk bound person and I love to interact with people. I think i still need time to think what i want in life. Life is full of ups and downs. I will still work part-time while waiting for enlistment, but it will not be a everyday thing. maybe twice to thrice a week.
As the saying goes: "What for think so much about tml, if u are to die in your sleep tonight!" This phrase is not quote from any big writer but its from one great chicken rice seller: Miss Low Siew Hua. My mom.And by the way, She said i looked like an ex-convict in this botak hair cut.....
It might sound silly but i do make sense.Upon hearing her words of wisdom, i decided to work only today and leave my weekends to my beloved hydi, emay and kenneth for a majong session on sat. Leaving my sunday to sexy bitches Shuying, Baozhu, jessica, Huying ,Yokeleng for a great pinic session at East coast Park.
I have to say spending my time with these beautiful young ladies and gentlemen is definitely worthwhile. Cant wait for this weekend to come. Need to do housework tml and sell chicken rice on sat before going out to play.Ok got to go...if not pimples are popping out...
Lusty lester signing off....
MTA fair day 2
i wish may would stop complaining
jus look at her. jus look at me
the difference? NO DIFFERENCE!
both of us are working in the same exhibition
drawing the same pathetic pay. unlike Ms 10 bucks per hr.
earning much more than us.
lunch is paid for.
working hours are shorter.
even skirt is shorter.
today she could even sashay here and there.
this is then wat i consider UNFAIR, UNJUSTICE, UNEQUAL.
dun kelly services read our singapore pledge?
i wish derrick of kelly srv can do some soul searching.
lust, serious OK ur pic in this blog is a total spoiler!
it sent shivers up my spine. made timothy cry.
if u think u look like wentworth in that bald head.
u are so wrong. let me be honest with u. u are not even close to his
UGLIEST TOE NAIL
dun believe, watch him closely at 1030 tonite.
believe it or not. tmr may and i are goin to pack our own lunch to work
the food there is damn expensive. for a pathetic hotdog bread cost 6 bucks.
the hotdog is even smaller than urs lust.
yes. its THAT small. may and i are soso broke
pls setup a charity funds for us. PLS
Another 3 more days.
As the saying goes "du ri ru nian", damn farking true, especially true when the
rest of the people u know are shaking legs and slacking around wheareas u stand for straight 7hrs.. $$$ are hard to earn.
I dislike working,
dislike standing,
dislike squeezing in the train early in the morning,
and most importantly, dislike blogging, but i dunno why im here complaining away.
But luckily, a farkedfaced was there slogging with me & going for lunch together.
Just today, I met so many people, an ex-colleague and about 6 TP frens...
S'pore are real small..
Argh, I really dislike blogging cos I have nothing to say.
Signed off, ee.
p/s: im gonna get depression.
Today is another great day. I woke up at 9 and was all ready to set off to work at Parkway Sony Gallery. While waiting for e bus, i was yawning away when i saw my long lost primary school friend : Lee Cai Yan. She used to be so plump but now she has changed into one beautiful working lady. It was so coincident that both of us were working at Parkway. We chatted all the way and it was so nice talking to her. When i was on the bus, i noticed a guy who wore the same uniform as me and i thought he might be my new colleague. After bidding good bye to Caiyan, i rushed my way to sony and began to wipe the shelfs. Just as what i thought, that guy came into the store. Earlier on, i received a sms from my agent to work today and thurs this week, and it also happens that that guy also received the sms from her to work today. So after much clarification, i had to leave and headed home.
After packing duck rice from my mom, i headed home as i was so exhuasted. Must be the swimming trip ytd. Feeling nothing to do, i decided to go for an haircut. HERE come another story. What do u guys think of BOTAK. When i look at the prison break actor Wentworth Miller in botak, i thought cool man. When i look at David Gan in Botak. i think hey not bad. When i saw BU LAN NI XIAO TIAN TIAN aka Britney spears in bald: I feel that so bold of her. One word: all them are famous
So i thought to have an haircut but not Botak. I was too lazy to go over to Katong to have my hair cut so i jus went down my block to cut. Fuck. As what i thought, cheap hair cut also SUCKS. I am not trying to act classy here but none of the 10 dollar haircut can satisfied me so far. I had an idotic face but now with that hair cut, i looked like a retard freak. Being a nice guy, i cant open my mouth and tell that aunty her haircut sucks. So after paying i went home. The more i looked into the mirror, the frustrated i am. My hair was so short and don think even david gan can help. So at a fit of anger, i made one big decision in life. I went to another barber and told him i wan him to strip off all my hair. He seems unwilling at first but after much confirmation, he went ahead with the sisscors. Suddenly i feel like Britney spears. Hahaha...It has been so many years since i went bald again. Now i feel free as i can save up on my hair gel, save the time to style my fuck up hair, prevent my hair from touching my face and most importantly, let everyone to see the brand new me...
I am not undergoing some kind of depression so no worries. And that fuck faced hydi says that she like army style hair so i wan to prove to her my undying love. hahaha. ok thats all for today, i am going to go running and get ready to work tml. Hope my new style will bring in a new fashion storm.....
sigining off lester the lusty....
Jackarse goes Jurong 27Mar
what have become of me!
blogging at this hour. niao bu sheng dan hr.
argh
have i becum a hardcore blogger.
yeww. despite the fact that i feel really disgusted with myself
i have to write a entry for today. only for lust and may. muacks
thanks asso today was really fun. totally euphoric state.
even thou NONE of ur bods satisfy me
may- nthing to see except looking real peaky
lust- 2 words.... vertebrate skeleton
kenneth- vampire that is deprived of blood
i noe we promised not be racist, nationalityist, sexist, bodist here
but i cant
im not the one being anyone of those mentioned above.
sigh. may. its u!
rem at the wave pool. u told me.
yes u told me. its is still fresh in my memory.
these were the exact words u said in the wave sea
"ee hydi wo men kuai dian li kai zhe li, hen duo ah nei. jiang zhen de. wo hen pa"
ok. so wats the main point im trying to put across?
the water theme park got alot of AN.
i really wonder y.
i seriously have no idea y im not zzz at 3am
im suppose to be physically plus mentally tired after all swimming against the waves and undergoing man qing 10 da ku xing implemented by 2 arse rite?
WRONG!
my brain is actively wrking. worrying bout tmr work.
technically speaking is later. less than 6 hours away from now.
me and u (may) will be wrking hand in hand (qu kan qu)
may can u start buying 4D, toto, strike, horse, stocks and etc
so i can relax one corner read bible. PLS.
ask Mrs Lim if she could accept me as her disciple impart 3/4 of her mj skills to me. PLS
i hate the feeling of first day of work
i hate unanticipated events
i hate unfamiliar places. faces
so PLS i need a better way of earning monies.
PLS advice
asso tmr is Mr Wong's hari jadi. OMG!
i did not get him any present.
i am SO DEAD.
lust can i borrow ur coach wristlet. for a day. PLS
Omg. this is my second official blog
hi everyone..o my, its about 1230 now. i think the 2 chees byes (Emay and Hydi) must be sleeping now. i think the kick of updating our blog will soon wear off in them. I need to apologise to all who visit our first entry and all i can say that our aligment sucks but the pics is so EROTIC. i believe that we the TRIO will make new amends and make our blog a "BLAST"!
Today is another fruitful day. I met up with the chees byes and kenneth (e macho) to Jurong Swimming Complex to strut our sexy figures at the swimming pool. After meeting up, we went to fill our tummy at the hawker center and proceed to the pool. Thank God it was so sunny today as we began to change into our sexy swim suits. Hydi, that small breasts is wearin some
white-turning-yellow bikinis that make her small breast less flattering!! Try harder bitch..Emay was making an effort by wearing a bra and a swimsuit tgt. But her chest is such a disappoinment as well.
PLS WORK EVEN HARDER..fark face...As for me, i am just a bag of bones in some P.E shorts. The show has come when Kenneth wore my board pants. His figure is far off better than mine and i definitely feel damn paisei sia.When i looked at my " not fully developed" nipples, a sense of disgrace and humiliation just engulfed me. O god, why is my nipples not popping out like some guys out there..o i think i am far off from becoming a full GUY!!!
Back to the pool, we went to rent the floats and we truly enjoyed ourselves. We went to play the slides and damn we have to carry our float all the way up to level 4 before we can take the slides. We went for the lazy pool whereby all u have to do is to sit on the float and let the water carry u through. Kenneth, the full of energy dude worked off his small muscles by pushing us round and round the pool. Thanks Kenneth, we appreciate it . MUACKS. Being a total asshole, kenneth and me will often stop the 2 chee byes at the lazy pool and let the water hit on them. The impact of the water is quite stronger and they are just like 2 helpless ugly kittens waiting to DIE!What i enjoyed most will be the Tidal Pool which only starts at the tenth mins at every hour. It has this 2 big hose that create some kind ok rain effect tgt with the waves. Once again, kenneth used his ripping muscles to tow us around the pool with the rain hitting right onto us.
After all the swimming session, we went to bathe and settle our lunch at KFC. Everything taste nice when u are just hungry. At the end, we pat our sexy asses and leave for home. Thanks gals and guys, for your everlasting sportmanships despite the fact that i keep on bullying u guys. Love u muacks.....
Just a reminder, as the blog is share by the three of us, my words are highlighted in black.
Beginning of the cruel, crude, cheebye WAR.
i cant believe that im doin this with the 2 hiao chiss in my life
we have actually created a BLOG!
OMG!
this blog is a BIG thing.
Bigger than anything!
even eemay's 7 room flat which has 44 windows.
today was such a farking fufilling day.
dim sum @ rivercity (courtesy of hydi the sexy)
wwooh.
Liar liar pants on fire!
Eemay's the cutie posting now.
Okay im being "pai ji" by the both of them,
i think they are just jealous of me. Argh.
Omg today is just so happening. Emay that farker called me so early in the morning to wake me up so that we can eat DIM SUM tgt with Hydi and Kenneth at some 5 stars hotel called Excelsor. As usual, i was late and the trios were there waiting for me.
I am so proud that Kenneth joined us today and i just love his strong and big BICEPS.
besides biceps there is also triceps and forceps.
wooH juz farking HOT.
The dim sum cost us $14.25nett each and it was so nice of hydi not taking the $0.25 from us. MuACKS hydi. It was more than us a gathering session, with some hot and sleazy gossips.
Omg i bought a 100% authentic COACH bag for my mom at DFS.
Thank god, the 2 hiao chee bye chipped in and we managed to raise a sum of $ 249 for that bag. It was so haute couture and hope my mom will like it. I love u mom and hydi and emay too.
i love u too mom-in-law. love sexy.
