Friday, January 15, 2010

plainbOred




1. Who was your FIRST prom date?


during my yr of graduation prom night was cancelled simply bcos the batch last yr created chaos in the hotel. like wat i dunno. maybe mass orgy or wat la.



2. Do you still talk to your FIRST love?


siao ar. cant even rem his looks. the only thing i cld rem is his ht damn tall at least 1head taller den steven. haha



3. What was your FIRST job?


when i was 13 zhili got this KANG TAO at ubi industrial pack textbook haha. i rem the pathetic pay we were drawing.



4. What was your FIRST car?


when i buy i let u know.knn



5. Who was the FIRST person to text you today?


lee at 0820hrs:


yay i got callup for bwn only....


will be bk by 8pm


see u girls tonite!


(i copied word for word, punctuation for punctuation.)




6. Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning?


i think steven is gona kill me but im still gona be honest


VANNESS


haha im not crazy over him is just tt i was watching his


下一站幸福 (pls go watch if u haven. outstanding!)


halfway last night.



7. Who was your FIRST grade teacher?


knn i really cant recall



8. Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane?


LosAngeles (my dad steady hor)



9. Who was your FIRST kiss?


my 1st bf whom i cant rem his looks but damn tall that one la



10. Where was your FIRST sleepover?


my cousin weiyi's place (the gg lee lookalike)



11. Who was the FIRST person you talked to today?


steven=)



12. Whose wedding were you in the FIRST time?


knn. wat kind of qn is this. im losing my patience



13. What was the FIRST thing you did this morning?


chk my phone



14. What was the FIRST concert you ever went to?


chenxiaodong❤



15. FIRST tattoo?


tribal butterfly on my 18thbday



16. First piercing?


pri 3 w weiyi



17. First foreign country you’ve been to?


Msia (i think quite standard sporean ans.)



18. FIRST movie you remember seeing in the theater?


homealone1. wooh my memory damn gd



19. When was your FIRST detention?

prob sec 2 in st hilda we call it R&R
i think it stands for reflect and refocus?!?!



20. What was the first state you lived in?
21. Who was your FIRST roommate?
22. If you had one wish, what would it be?
23. What is
something you would learn if you had the chance?
nb while thinking wat is the abbreviation for RandR. my hse nearly got burndown!
i was toasting my bread and i totally forgot a abt it until i smell something
chao tar. argh! knn my whole kitchen knn smoky and the oven on fire!
the 2 piece of thing was a white bread
knn now its like charcoal hard!
u arse always comment tt im getting more stupid
i really think my brain is shrinking
shrunk almost 30% d

im so disappointed in myself i cant even rem things tt just happen 5mins ago i will just go reflect and refocus with...my eyemask frm faceshop given by LESTER YONG yes is frm YANG CHANG JUN LESTER.

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Whats going to be New in the New Year?


HI Guys, Happy New Year! O God..Cant believed time passes so fast man! 2009 has been a great yr for me..I managed to finish my National Service, managed to secure a place in SIM, able to work for LV and all my love ones are safe and healthy! Today i got to meet up with the Trios to have our dinner at Harry's Bar..Nb the food is damn good la and i am thankful to the gals for the treat..Love u guys...


OK, as we usher in a New Yr, its time for us to set our new aims and goals in life le..Ok since Hydi has her set, so i will do up mine!Ok the First resolution, I wan to gain 5kg at the end of 2010..I have been so skinny la and there isnt much muscles on me..It so painful as no GAYS ever got me to serve them at LV as my tiny frame is such a turn off..Argg..But at least i am healthy la..So gaining weight isnt so important anyway! Next.....
Ok my Second resolution will be..Watching lesser porn and pcc lesser la...it is so sick to watch motion through the internet la..I wan to experience the real thing and I wan to feel and suck the real thing someday in 2010..Hahahaha..eee sounded so sick right! Ok in short..i hope to find the "ÖNE" in 2010...Next....
Ok whats my third resolution..O god...I wan to save up more money to get my Ultimate Watch la..I have been working throughout my holidays to cash in the bucks man! Other than that, i would like to save up even more money so that i am able to take part in TTBS5 with the gals at Thailand la...I missed the days man..Shopping..eating..sexing..and more sexing...Besides that, the trios are organising a trip to Redang la..The sun and sea is so alluring man...Next...


My fourth resolution will be from the bottom of my heart...I will put in double effort in my school work and do my parents proud when the time comes..Chua..u are my everything..i need you just like u need to watch porn everyday..Tgt we will make a difference k..Love and cheers..Next...


O this is so High Fashion!


OK let me think..Whats my fifth resolution? Ok i hope to reduce the times i swear KAN NI NB CHAO CHI BYE but changing it into KNNBCCB...Swearing is so unglam la...and i need to overcome this bad habit...o btw, i will like to remove the SPORE A E I O U in my sentences...like LA LE LOR HOR...double unglam..Must speak properly HOR....Next...



OK my sixth resolution will be..Send more irritiating sms to the 2 Bitches Fuckdi and Emayer whenever i am free..Flood their inbox with my smses and always make a point to let them remember me...



Ok..Thinking of resolutions are so tiring..Ok this will be my final one..I will make my best effort to attain a flawless skin..Never gonna use my FINGERS to prick the fucking cb irritaitng ZITS...Save up more money to go for microdebrasion...



OK lustylester Signing off
Happy New Year

Saturday, January 2, 2010

hell-O 2010

well done arse! pat urself on ur lil breast and balls
u survived the vicious 2009
and lim eemay if u think u can get away
by posting thoses miserable words den think twice!
stop patronizing us OK!
i wana DETAILS.
pls redeem urself on ur KOREA trip.
i love my bim for everything.
thou she look distorted here
trust me, 她是美的!


this pic is to immortalize

the day i took MC for ATLANTIS!
i am guilty yes i am.
resolution 1 for the new year
definitely has to be no kheng-ing of MC
unless absolutely, doubtlessly, positively, significantly NEEDED.
i took a total of 20days MC for the whole of 2009.
out of theses i would say 50% are self inflicted/induced illness
sometimes i convince myself im really sick
just to reduce the guilt in me. 真是变态.
but then again it all boils down to the POWER of love.

i just wana spend more time w HIM.HIM.HIM

the day i came back frm NYC
i was stunned by the surprise awaiting me in my room
i seriously think being a swt BF is not easy man.
must embrace all the paiseyness that comes along
with scrutinizing frm parents while blowing ballons in my room
hahahaha. but lil was done cos even the most critical mrs wong
felt the LOVE.. woohooooo
i love my darling for being the best, bestest BF ever
2010 is gona be such a pleasant yr for us. 真的!!!
NY resolution no2. spend more time U! yes u mr lim


new year is here have u bought ur new barang?
we did.





i spent the first day of 2010 in melbourne.
complimentary set lunch by the hotel
really nthing to shout abt. wat makes the lunch worst
was to dine with my no 1 most hated supervisor!
yes the SINGH with e hitler moustache who is an autocratBEAST
shortfuse, tempered, short of EVERYTHING and
everything he has is SHORT.
my 3rd time working with him and each time w/o fail
he must get to my nervesARGH!!!
really 烂火倒!
new year resolution no3. always take the humble pie
even its w the farking singh, if i can master
the art of saying sry, sounding genuine as if i really im.
im such a champ.


i met MILEY CYRUS on board!
i cant believe she is only as young as my sis.
3 consecutive flts i met celeb.
first it was felicia chin gng to KL
when they all took pics w her i was nowhere
near interested cos i was thinking 又不是 fannwong
my last hongkong flt fannW n chrisL were really on my flt.
i think im a psychic, i can forecast.
pls dun.
i repeat do NOT comment anything abt me in uniform.
dun make me hate u arse.
and my 4th resolution...
try to love u arse MORE.
lust i wun ask u to fark off i promise.
just get out of my sight! i hate u








Blast the Year !!

To ALL Bitches and Gays and Arse...
A Farking Happy New Year !
We shall meet up real soon.
More to accomplish this year. :)
ee sign off