A rare Mother FUCKER Encounter!

Hi guys....sorry for the delay.. i am so busy with my school exams preparation..i don even have time to go online now..But i need to blog this to steam my anger off....I was at bedok Library revising for my exams and suddenly hunger pangs hit me..so i left my books on the table indicating that i will be back after lunch..I think i took 30 mins to eat and go home to get my books before returning to the library...NABEI..I saw this aunty sitting at my seat..so being nice..when i went forward and say:
Lester: Hi mdm, i think u are sitting at my seat (Nice and Gentle tone).
Fucking LAO CHEE BYE: Why is this seat yours? (In a defensive tone)...U left for more than 15 mins thats why i can take your seat..i am refering to the library material and you are not! You don believed u go ask the librarian la..
I was rushing back to the library from lunch and i was near pucking and i had to endure this FUCKING FUCKING LAO CHEE bye nonsense..and out of no where, the librarian appeared..Ok i told him that i was away just to collect my books from the photocopy shop though i din say i went to eat... That LAO CHEE BYE is still YAYA saying she is right and creating a scene...
Lester: OK Mdm, this is only a seat.. if you want it, you can have it and pls don sound as if you are right..(Harsh tone).
NB, This kind of LAO CHEE BYE should rot in hell man..What is all this nonsense..Ok its ok if u wan to sit la..but don have to sound as if u will die without the chair right...NB she think she can get pregnant by fucking with that chair man! I was totally taken aback as i have never encountered this before..Seeing the innocent look in the librarian's eyes, i don wan to make things diffcult for him..on top of that, he has really flawless skin and i feel people like him should be treated nicely! i promised and swear on my LPZ, if this even going to happen to me again, i am going to puke on the LAO CHEE BYE's face..

This is my lec..Mr Bob e Botak..He has his reason why he is hairless now..He is so good at memorising all anicent ppl who come out with all the management theories...and soon me and chua are going to be like him as we are memorising all the facts like him..I am going bonkers soon man...NB just endure and this shit is going to be over..I am experienceing the ROUGHEST patch this month..Meeting the LENGENDARY LAO CHEE bye at the library and using all my SPERM energy to get the facts into my head!
Wish me Luck
Lustylester



1 Comments:
hey lester,
jia you for ur exams!! =)
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