i have a sotong mother
i think my ma left here brain at wrk ystdshe was so so blur. gosh!
i was on stby ystd so i stayed at home the whole
day waiting for activation (yay nt called up in case ya wondering)
i remembered VERY CLEARLY i left my bunch
of keys on the dinning table thinking i will NOT have
a diff time searchng for it at night when i wna go out
it is always a prob for me every single morning
esp when im rushing for time. my keys always seem to be nowhere
is really either "gui zhe yan" or my keys could walk lor
SO! i PURPOSEly left them on the table
NNB just when i was abt to leave the hse the keys on the table
is GONE! FARK! fark fark!
how cld it be right!??!?! i swear upon my LPZ i did nt
move or take at all!
My ma insist that she did NOT see anythng on the
table when she came home! i started pointing accussing
fingers at my sis, she might have taken it by mistake wat!
the finger pointing session went on for awhile..... blahh blah
den ma came out with this ridiculous possibility that i may have throw it
into the rubbish bag by mistake. i know it is utterly ridiculous but
becos the rubish bag was on the table b4..... (another long story)
nway to fwd things short. ZHONG DIAN is i actually
went to dig the rubbish CHUTE and bring out the bag
that we threw earlier on to look for my keys!
NNB there were NO keys and wat was worst was with the
virus gng on im exposing myself to danger..... cb
ystd marks our 7th mth, suppose to spend a scandalous night
with him just becos of the stupid keys i have to go home aft dinner
unless i wna be lock out.
aft the big hooha at late night ma told me she found the keys
in HER BAG!!!!!!!!!
and i rem telling her maybe she put in her bag unintentionally
and she keep say "bu ke neng la, wo take ur keys gan ma!"
OMG OMG! i cld forgive her for ruining my rendezvous session
but she is such a PAO TOE KIA! when my dad came home at night
the first thing she did was to tel on me!!!! GRRrrr....
1) pao toe me when she was the REAL blur sotong
2) made me look like a crazy woman digging at trash
3) exposing me to the possibility of H1N1
4) deprive me of sex
5) wasted my 5bucks on the replica keys
6) wasted my time
7) dear car petrol for driving me to get the keys duplicated
8) made me worried for nthing
9) wasted my energy
10)made me late for my date
i think MRS WONG deserve a lil punishment
cut her pay cut her pay cut her pay.
hahs! wat a day...
posted by farkedfaced @ 5:31 PM
2 Comments:
Hey fuckdi, first of all..you don have a LPZ..Secondly you should duplicate a spare key for me to safe keep..Thirdly, u should have gotten the goldsmith to do a chain that can attach the keys to your CBK..Last of all..i really hope you lost your keys someday..
Your underground Lover
Lustylester..
ok lusty, so wat if i dun have a LPZ, u have and tts enuff. secondly u are sucha bird brain urself if u were to keep the keys for me my hse dunnokena rob how many times liao. and ur lousy idea of attaching the gold chain to my CBK is not feasible as i DUN NEED i repat i DO NT NEED a chastity lock
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